Cristina:You have a disorder called multinucleate cell angiohistiocytomum.It's not a cancerous sarcoma,it's very rare but minor.You'll be dischargedtoday,okay? Patient:I don't need a surgery? Cristina:No. Patient:-'mnot going todie,I'mfine? Cristina:Fit as a fiddle,or whatever. The family laugh with relief.One kisses and hugs Cristina.She's about as thrilled as you might expect and looks at Alex,who issmiling at he Cut to Meredith placing her esky on a desk where George is working. George:What's that? Meredith:Don't ask,you don't want to know. George:I do want to know.Really. Meredith:You really want to know?(he nods)It'sa severed penis George:Oookay.I didn't really want to know Cristina:I don't know why I have to be the one who gets hugged. Alex:Because.Idon't do that.Besides,you're the ovarian sister here Cristina:Did you just call me an ovarian si-an ovarian-since when has the possession of ovaries become an insult? George:Meredith's carrying a penis around inajar. Cristina:Oh,from the rape surgery?(goes to look) Meredith:Yeah,and it's not ajar,it'sa cooler. Cristina:Talk about taking a bite out of crime(leaves) George:(to Meredith)You okay? Meredith:Yeah.Alison's shoes.The rape victim,Alison,her shoes.I have the same ones.In my
Cristina: You have a disorder called multinucleate cell angiohistiocytomum. It's not a cancerous sarcoma, it's very rare but minor. You'll be discharged today, okay? Patient: I don't need a surgery? Cristina: No. Patient: I - I'm not going to die, I'm fine? Cristina: Fit as a fiddle, or whatever. The family laugh with relief. One kisses and hugs Cristina. She's about as thrilled as you might expect and looks at Alex, who is smiling at her. Cut to Meredith placing her esky on a desk where George is working. George: What's that? Meredith: Don't ask, you don't want to know. George: I do want to know. Really. Meredith: You really want to know? (he nods) It's a severed penis. George: Oookay. I didn't really want to know. Cristina: I don't know why I have to be the one who gets hugged. Alex: Because. I don't do that. Besides, you're the ovarian sister here. Cristina: Did you just call me an ovarian si- an ovarian -since when has the possession of ovaries become an insult? George: Meredith's carrying a penis around in a jar. Cristina: Oh, from the rape surgery? (goes to look) Meredith: Yeah, and it's not a jar, it's a cooler. Cristina: Talk about taking a bite out of crime (leaves) George: (to Meredith) You okay? Meredith: Yeah.Alison's shoes. The rape victim, Alison, her shoes. I have the same ones. In my
locker.And I normally never wear them,because they're not comfortable,but today I did,and she was wearine the same shoes.and it's iust.stupid.and I'm tired.and forget it. George:You know what you need?(they stareateach other) Meredith:No.It's sick and twisted.We said last time was the last time.(George looks away). You've been doing it without me? George:Nancy Reaganlied.You can'tjust say no.Come on. Meredith:Do you know what would happen if anyone knew? George:I'm doing it.You can come with me.you can stayhere,and be miserable Cut to a baby waking up,and then others.It's a nursery,George and Meredith are outside George does baby talk. Meredith:You aresuch a woman. George's pager beeps. George:It'sa code.I gotta go. Meredith watches them and sighs Meredith:You are really cute. We focus on one baby.Meredith's worried.A close-up shows his face is going blue.Fadeout.Now Meredith's in there,checking him with a stethoscope.He looks okay now.Another intern walks in. Other intern:What are you doing in here?Meredith:There were no tests ordered.And the baby has a murmur. Intern:I know Meredith:He turned blue Intern:You're surgery,you're not authorised to be in here.Do you know how much trouble you can get into for this? Meredith:Are you going to do any tests? Intern:It's a benign systolic ejection murmur.It goes away with age
locker. And I normally never wear them, because they're not comfortable, but today I did, and she was wearing the same shoes, and it's just.stupid, and I'm tired, and forget it. George: You know what you need? (they stare at each other) Meredith: No. It's sick and twisted. We said last time was the last time. (George looks away). You've been doing it without me? George: Nancy Reagan lied. You can't just say no. Come on. Meredith: Do you know what would happen if anyone knew? George: I'm doing it. You can come with me.or you can stay here, and be miserable. Cut to a baby waking up, and then others. It's a nursery, George and Meredith are outside. George does baby talk. Meredith: You are such a woman. George's pager beeps. George: It's a code. I gotta go. Meredith watches them and sighs. Meredith: You are really cute. We focus on one baby. Meredith's worried. A close-up shows his face is going blue. Fadeout. Now Meredith's in there, checking him with a stethoscope. He looks okay now. Another intern walks in. Other intern: What are you doing in here? Meredith: There were no tests ordered. And the baby has a murmur. Intern: I know. Meredith: He turned blue. Intern: You're surgery, you're not authorised to be in here. Do you know how much trouble you can get into for this? Meredith: Are you going to do any tests? Intern: It's a benign systolic ejection murmur. It goes away with age
Meredith:So you're not going to do any tests Intern:He's not your patient,he's not even on your service. Meredith:Are you sure it's benign? Intern:I'ma doctor too,you know.You should get out of here Meredith gets her penis and goes.Cut to lzzieand the Chinese woman. Cristina:You get a good case? Izzie:No,her.She won't let me sew herup.(Chinese woman speaks again)wouldn't have called you,but I can't get hold of the translator.Canyou just ask her what's wrong? Cristina looks to the woman and back to lzzie. Cristina:No Izzie:Why not? Cristina:Becauselgrew up in Beverley Hills.The only Chinesel know is from a Mr.Chou's menu Besides,I'm Korean.(leaves) Chinese woman sighs.Cut to Webber running into Burke. Burke:Chief!So you asked Shepherd to come to Grace Webber:He's an old student of mine Burke:Oh.He left a private practice because you asked. Webber:Yes. Burke:Noother reason?Justa favour for anold professor. Webber:It'l be years before I retire. Burke:Chief of Surgery is mine.Chief of Surgery is mine Webber:It was yours,now I'm not so sure. Burke:I am the best surgeon at Grace with the lowest mortality rate,you can't just bring some
Meredith: So you're not going to do any tests. Intern: He's not your patient, he's not even on your service. Meredith: Are you sure it's benign? Intern: I'm a doctor too, you know. You should get out of here. Meredith gets her penis and goes. Cut to Izzie and the Chinese woman. Cristina: You get a good case? Izzie: No, her. She won't let me sew her up. (Chinese woman speaks again) I wouldn't have called you, but I can't get hold of the translator. Can you just ask her what's wrong? Cristina looks to the woman and back to Izzie. Cristina: No. Izzie: Why not? Cristina: Because I grew up in Beverley Hills. The only Chinese I know is from a Mr. Chou's menu. Besides, I'm Korean. (leaves) Chinese woman sighs. Cut to Webber running into Burke. Burke: Chief! So you asked Shepherd to come to Grace. Webber: He's an old student of mine. Burke: Oh. He left a private practice because you asked. Webber: Yes. Burke: No other reason? Just a favour for an old professor. Webber: It'll be years before I retire. Burke: Chief of Surgery is mine. Chief of Surgery is mine. Webber: It was yours, now I'm not so sure. Burke: I am the best surgeon at Grace with the lowest mortality rate, you can't just bring some
guy in from- Webber:Now ask me why I'm not so sure about you.Ask me why Burke stalks off. Cut to Cristina and Alex Cristina:Don't people getsick anymore? Alex:I mean,how are we supposed to get any OR time if everyone's gonna just live? Cristina:Look,Il take ten,and you take ten.Get in,get out.Nosmiling,no hugging,no letting them cry,just be quick about it Alex:You're the one that's slow Cristina:Iam not the one that's slow.You areslow. Alex:You wanna bet? Cristina:Yeah,you're on. Cut to Cristina and Alex rushing through the results(separatecases). Cristina:A comprehensive workup- Alex:-did not reveal any vascular abnormalities. Cristina:Your Doppler was negative Alex:for deep venous thrombosis,so there's no need for chronic anti- Cristina:coagulation,or an IBC filter Alex:Your biopsy was however positive for Cristina:a mixed anaerobics- Alex:non group Astreptococcieinfection Cristina:Your BEO and encriatanelevations had us worried Alex:about rapidly progressive phlameleonephritis-
guy in from - Webber: Now ask me why I'm not so sure about you. Ask me why. Burke stalks off. Cut to Cristina and Alex. Cristina: Don't people get sick anymore? Alex: I mean, how are we supposed to get any OR time if everyone's gonna just live? Cristina: Look, I'll take ten, and you take ten. Get in, get out. No smiling, no hugging, no letting them cry, just be quick about it. Alex: You're the one that's slow. Cristina: I am not the one that's slow. You are slow. Alex: You wanna bet? Cristina: Yeah, you're on. Cut to Cristina and Alex rushing through the results (separate cases). Cristina: A comprehensive workup - Alex: - did not reveal any vascular abnormalities. Cristina: Your Doppler was negative, Alex: for deep venous thrombosis, so there's no need for chronic antiCristina: coagulation, or an IBC filter. Alex: Your biopsy was however positive for - Cristina: a mixed anaerobics - Alex: non group A streptococcie infection. Cristina: Your BEO and encriatan elevations had us worried - Alex: about rapidly progressive phlameleonephritis -
Cristina:Which could've seen you with an autoimmune disease Patient:What does that mean? Cristina:We're not going to amputate your leg. Alex:You getto keep your kidneys. Cristina:Congratulations(is hugged).You can go home today(hugged by another patient). Alex:Yeah.veah.Congratulations.Whatever.(beats a hasty retreat.then we see him backing a pat ien wife instead Cristina:(in different instances)Congratulations.There's nothing wrong with you.You're gonna be fine.Congratulations. Cut to Georgerunning with the code team. Cut to Meredith talking to a bunch of interns. Meredith:What's your favourite 8s group? Intern 1:Queen. Meredith:No. Intern 2:Twist Your Sister. Meredith groans and gets up to leave. Intern 2:It's not like there's a right or wrong answer to that question! Meredith:(leaving)The Go-Gos,DuranDuran,Eurythmics Cut to Alex and Cristina rushing around. Alex:Have a nice day Cristina:You can go home today. Cut to George running around with the code team,then George standing at the end of a bed, looking unhappy.Beeping noise
Cristina: Which could've seen you with an autoimmune disease. Patient: What does that mean? Cristina: We're not going to amputate your leg. Alex: You get to keep your kidneys. Cristina: Congratulations (is hugged). You can go home today (hugged by another patient). Alex: Yeah, yeah. Congratulations. Whatever. (beats a hasty retreat, then we see him backing away from a patient with arms outstretched like a zombie, then he ducks under another patient's arms, who hugs his wife instead while Alex runs for it). Cristina: (in different instances) Congratulations. There's nothing wrong with you. You're gonna be fine. Congratulations. Cut to George running with the code team. Cut to Meredith talking to a bunch of interns. Meredith: What's your favourite 80s group? Intern 1: Queen. Meredith: No. Intern 2: Twist Your Sister. Meredith groans and gets up to leave. Intern 2: It's not like there's a right or wrong answer to that question! Meredith: (leaving) The Go-Gos, Duran Duran, Eurythmics. Cut to Alex and Cristina rushing around. Alex: Have a nice day. Cristina: You can go home today. Cut to George running around with the code team, then George standing at the end of a bed, looking unhappy. Beeping noise