interns are whining.You know what will make me look happy?Having the code team staffed, having the trauma patients answered.having the weekend labs delivered.and having someone dow in theit,doing the sutures.(takes the mocha late)Noe happy I'm Mary frea in'Poppins Cristina:Mocha latte my ass. Bailey:Why're y'all standing there?Move They move.Meredith moves to the elevator,where Dr.Shepherd is waiting. Derek:Seattle has ferry boats. Meredith:Yes. Derek:I didn't know that.I've been living here six weeks,I didn't know there were ferry boats. Meredith:Seattle is surrounded by wateron threesides. Derek:Hence the ferry boats.(elevator arrives)Now I have to like it here.I wasn't liking it here.I'm from New York.Genetically engineered to dislike everywhere,except Manhattan.I have a thing for ferry boats.(they're in the elevator alone) Meredith:I'm not going out with you Derek:Did I askyou to go out with me?(pause)Do you want to go out with me? Meredith:I'm not dating you.And I'm definitely not sleeping with you again.You're my boss Derek:I'm your boss's boss Meredith:You're my teacher.And my teacher's teacher.And you're my teacher Derek:I'm your sister,I'm your daughter. Meredith:You're sexually harassing me Derek:I'm riding an elevator. Meredith:Look,'mdrawing a line.The line is drawn.There'sa big line Derek:So,this line.Is it imaginary,or toget you amarker? Meredith stares at him for a second,drops her folders and kisses him.He's just a tad surprised
interns are whining. You know what will make me look happy? Having the code team staffed, having the trauma patients answered, having the weekend labs delivered, and having someone down in the Pit, doing the sutures. (takes the mocha latte) No one holds a scalpel until I'm so happy I'm Mary freakin' Poppins. Cristina: Mocha latte my ass. Bailey: Why're y'all standing there? Move! They move. Meredith moves to the elevator, where Dr. Shepherd is waiting. Derek: Seattle has ferry boats. Meredith: Yes. Derek: I didn't know that. I've been living here six weeks, I didn't know there were ferry boats. Meredith: Seattle is surrounded by water on three sides. Derek: Hence the ferry boats. (elevator arrives) Now I have to like it here. I wasn't planning on liking it here. I'm from New York. Genetically engineered to dislike everywhere, except Manhattan. I have a thing for ferry boats. (they're in the elevator alone) Meredith: I'm not going out with you. Derek: Did I ask you to go out with me? (pause) Do you want to go out with me? Meredith: I'm not dating you. And I'm definitely not sleeping with you again. You're my boss. Derek: I'm your boss's boss. Meredith: You're my teacher. And my teacher's teacher. And you're my teacher. Derek: I'm your sister, I'm your daughter. Meredith: You're sexually harassing me. Derek: I'm riding an elevator. Meredith: Look, I'm drawing a line. The line is drawn. There's a big line. Derek: So, this line. Is it imaginary, or do I need to get you a marker? Meredith stares at him for a second, drops her folders and kisses him. He's just a tad surprised
but catches on pretty fast until the elevator doors ding and Meredith quickly crouches to pick up her folders and leave.Derekstands there looking bemused. Derek:We'll talk later? Cut to Meredith walking Nurse:You the surgeon? Meredith:Yes. Nurse:We've got a rape victim.You better get in there. Nurse2:21-year-od female found down at the park,statu:post-rauma,she came in with of 6,BP 80 over 60,head trauma,unequal breath sounds,right pupil is dilated,and she's ready for x-ray.You ready to roll? Meredith has seen the girl's shoes,which are identical to the ones she woreto work Nurse2:Hey! Meredith:Yeah.Call it in to clear CT,let them know I'm coming,load up the portable monitor,call respiratoryfor a ventilator,I'get x-rays while I'm down there. Cut to the rape victim's surgery. Derek:She's going to spend a hell of a lot of time in recovery and rehab. Burke:If she survives. Derek:What is she,like,5'2,a hundred pounds,she's still breathing after what this guy did to her?If they catch the guy,they should castrate him. Burke:See how shit her hands are?She tried to fight back. Derek:Tried to Rapekit came back negative.She kicked hisass Burke:So,we have a warrior among us,huh? Meredith:Alison.Her-her name isAlison. Derek:Alison. Burke:I think I may have found the cause of our rupture.(pulls out a piece of flesh)What is this?
but catches on pretty fast, until the elevator doors ding and Meredith quickly crouches to pick up her folders and leave. Derek stands there looking bemused. Derek: We'll talk later? Cut to Meredith walking. Nurse: You the surgeon? Meredith: Yes. Nurse: We've got a rape victim. You better get in there. Nurse 2: 21-year-old female found down at the park, status: post-trauma, she came in with a GCS of 6, BP 80 over 60, head trauma, unequal breath sounds, right pupil is dilated, and she's ready for x-ray. You ready to roll? Meredith has seen the girl's shoes, which are identical to the ones she wore to work. Nurse 2: Hey! Meredith: Yeah. Call it in to clear CT, let them know I'm coming, load up the portable monitor, call respiratory for a ventilator, I'll get x-rays while I'm down there. Cut to the rape victim's surgery. Derek: She's going to spend a hell of a lot of time in recovery and rehab. Burke: If she survives. Derek: What is she, like, 5'2�, a hundred pounds, she's still breathing after what this guy did to her? If they catch the guy, they should castrate him. Burke: See how shit her hands are? She tried to fight back. Derek: Tried to? Rape kit came back negative. She kicked his ass. Burke: So, we have a warrior among us, huh? Meredith: Alison. Her - her name is Alison. Derek: Alison. Burke: I think I may have found the cause of our rupture. (pulls out a piece of flesh) What is this?
Does anyone know what this is?(he isn't testing) Meredith:Oh mygod Burke:What?Spit it out,Grey. Meredith:She bit it off. Burke:Bitoff what?(other people echo him) Meredith:That's his.his penis.(shocked groans)She bit off his penis. Burke can't getit into the trayfast enough Opening sequence.Burke and Shepherd washup after the surgery. Burke:If she can fight off the infection she'll be fine. Derek:That's all dependant on whether she wakes up in the next 72 hours Burke:You know,we should get a drink later.You can tell me the long story of what makes a hot-shot doc leave the Big Apple for Seattle. Derek:It's a short story actually.Your chief of surgery(Webber)made me an offer I couldn't refuse. Burke:Richard askedyou to come? Derek:Yeah.Why? Burke:Oh,nothing. Derek:See you later. Cut to Cristina and George George:Do you know what the code team does?Saves lives.I shock a heart and someone lives to see another day.It's upbeat.It's glass half full. Cristina:Bambi,don'tsayanother word until after the hunter shoots your mother George:I don't like you. Cristina:Well,I have a B.A from Smith,a Ph.D from Berkeley,and an MD from Stanford and I'm
Does anyone know what this is? (he isn't testing) Meredith: Oh my god. Burke: What? Spit it out, Grey. Meredith: She bit it off. Burke: Bit off what? (other people echo him) Meredith: That's his.his penis. (shocked groans) She bit off his penis. Burke can't get it into the tray fast enough. Opening sequence. Burke and Shepherd wash up after the surgery. Burke: If she can fight off the infection she'll be fine. Derek: That's all dependant on whether she wakes up in the next 72 hours. Burke: You know, we should get a drink later. You can tell me the long story of what makes a hot-shot doc leave the Big Apple for Seattle. Derek: It's a short story actually. Your chief of surgery (Webber) made me an offer I couldn't refuse. Burke: Richard asked you to come? Derek: Yeah. Why? Burke: Oh, nothing. Derek: See you later. Cut to Cristina and George: George: Do you know what the code team does? Saves lives. I shock a heart and someone lives to see another day. It's upbeat. It's glass half full. Cristina: Bambi, don't say another word until after the hunter shoots your mother. George: I don't like you. Cristina: Well, I have a B.A. from Smith, a Ph. D from Berkeley, and an MD from Stanford and I'm
delivering lab results.It's going to take me all day to get through these.It's going to take me all day to get through these Bailey:Then get started Cristina:Oh,uh,I wasn't complaining.I-Idon't- Bailey:This inter,sohe's mine,now (s Alex)Have him shadow you for the day. You show him how I do things. Alex:Alex Karev,nice to meet you Cristina:The prig who called Meredith a nurse,yeah.I hate youon principle Alex:And you're the pushy overbearing kiss-ass,I,uh,I hate you too. Cristina:Oh,should be fun then. George's pager beeps.Cut toGeorge running along followed by the code team.They enter a patient's room to beeping. George:Okay,I'm George O'Malley,I'll be running this code.What've we got? Nurse:We've gota57-year-old male,he's asystolic.Charge them to200,please Nurse 2:Clear. Cut to lzzieand an Asian woman. Izzie:All right,Mrs.Lu,I'm Dr.Stevens,I'm going to sew up your wound,and you're going to need.yeah,about six stitches.Are you allergic to any medication? Mrs Lu says something in Mandarin. Izzie:Oh,I'msorry,Idon't-Idon't,um.oyou speak English? Mrs Lu continues to speak in her language. Izzie:I'lfind,um.(toeveryone in the room)does anybody here speak Chinese?(no response). Cut to Meredith carrying a small esky.She knocks at the chiefs office,an older woman is in there Meredith:Hi,is the chief in?
delivering lab results. It's going to take me all day to get through these. It's going to take me all day to get through these. Bailey: Then get started. Cristina: Oh, uh, I wasn't complaining. I-I don't - Bailey: This intern was reassigned, so he's mine, now (it's Alex). Have him shadow you for the day. You show him how I do things. Alex: Alex Karev, nice to meet you. Cristina: The prig who called Meredith a nurse, yeah. I hate you on principle. Alex: And you're the pushy overbearing kiss-ass, I, uh, I hate you too. Cristina: Oh, should be fun then. George's pager beeps. Cut to George running along a corridor followed by the code team. They enter a patient's room to beeping. George: Okay, I'm George O'Malley, I'll be running this code. What've we got? Nurse: We've got a 57-year-old male, he's asystolic. Charge them to 200, please. Nurse 2: Clear. Cut to Izzie and an Asian woman. Izzie: All right, Mrs. Lu, I'm Dr. Stevens, I'm going to sew up your wound, and you're going to need.yeah, about six stitches. Are you allergic to any medication? Mrs Lu says something in Mandarin. Izzie: Oh, I'm sorry, I don't - I don't, um.do you speak English? Mrs Lu continues to speak in her language. Izzie: I'll find, um.(to everyone in the room) does anybody here speak Chinese? (no response). Cut to Meredith carrying a small esky. She knocks at the chief's office, an older woman is in there. Meredith: Hi, is the chief in?
Woman:He's on his way.Is that it? Meredith:Yeah Woman:CanI seeit?(Meredith looks down at the box and up again)No,forgetl asked. Webber:(entering)Meredith,it's good to see you.Hey,I heard your mother was leaving mail? She going back with the U.N.? Meredith:She's,ah,taking time off Webber:To write another book,I suppose. Meredith nods Meredith:Listen,so they said to bring this to you,so. Webber:Yes,for the police. Meredith:Right Webber:When did the police say they'll come? Woman:You know how slow they are.So,she'd bettertakeit with her Meredith:What? Woman:You have to take it with you. Webber:Chain of custody rules.All medical matter and array must stay with the person who collected it,until it's placed in police custody. Woman:You collected the specimen,so you have custody. Meredith:Custody of a penis Webber:Yes.Until the cops come for it. Meredith:Okay.Well,what am I supposed to do with the penis? Webber hasno answer. Cut to Cristina and Alex giving lab results to a family
Woman: He's on his way. Is that it? Meredith: Yeah. Woman: Can I see it? (Meredith looks down at the box and up again) No, forget I asked. Webber: (entering) Meredith, it's good to see you. Hey, I heard your mother was leaving mail? She going back with the U.N.? Meredith: She's, ah, taking time off. Webber: To write another book, I suppose. Meredith nods. Meredith: Listen, so they said to bring this to you, so.? Webber: Yes, for the police. Meredith: Right. Webber: When did the police say they'll come? Woman: You know how slow they are. So, she'd better take it with her. Meredith: What? Woman: You have to take it with you. Webber: Chain of custody rules. All medical matter and array must stay with the person who collected it, until it's placed in police custody. Woman: You collected the specimen, so you have custody. Meredith: Custody of a penis. Webber: Yes. Until the cops come for it. Meredith: Okay. Well, what am I supposed to do with the penis? Webber has no answer. Cut to Cristina and Alex giving lab results to a family