0个英语小故事(小学阶段通用) 英文幽默故事: There was a guy who went into a shop to buy a parrot there werethree parrots in the shop One was $5, 000 another one $10, 000; and the third one, $30, 000. The customer asked the owner, "How come this guy is $5, 000? That's so expens ive for this kindof parrot. The owner said, "Because I have trained h im and he can talk. so the customer asked h im. "How about this guy? What can he do that makes him so expensi ve? The owner said, "Well, apart from tal king, he can al so do some amusing actions, like dancing and so on. that' s why he's so expens ive. Then the customer said, How about the third one? What canhe do that makes him so expensive? the owner of the shopsaid, " I don' t know. Normally, I have never heard him talk, nor dance nor whistle, nor sing, nothing at all! But the other two cali him the boss 老板最大有个人到一间商店买鹦鹉。店里有三只鹦鹉,其中一只卖 五千元,另一只卖一万元,还有一只卖三万元。顾客问老板:「为什 么这只要卖五千元?这个价钱对这种鹦鹉来说太贵了!」老板说:「因 为我有训练他讲话。顾客又问:「那这只呢?他会做什么?为什么要 卖这么贵?」老板说:「他除了会说话卧,还会表演一些有趣的动 作,好比说跳舞等等,所以才卖这么责。」顾客接着又问:「那第三只 呢?他会做什么?为什么要乘鸿角责?」老板说:「我不知道。我从 第1页共93
40 个英语小故事（小学阶段通用） 第 1 页 共 93 页 英文幽默故事： There was a guy who went into a shop to buy a parrot. There werethree parrots in the shop. One was $5,000; another one, $10,000; and the third one, $30,000. The customer asked the owner, “How come this guy is $5,000? That’s so expensive for this kindof parrot.” The owner said, “Because I have trained him and he can talk.” So the customer asked him, “How about this guy? What can he do that makes him so expensive?” The owner said, “Well, apart from talking, he can also do some amusing actions,like dancing and so on. That’s why he’s so expensive.” Then the customer said, “How about the third one? What canhe do that makes him so expensive?” The owner of the shopsaid, “I don’t know. Normally, I have never heard him talk, nor dance, nor whistle, nor sing, nothing at all! But the other two call him ‘The Boss.’” 老板最大 有个人到一间商店买鹦鹉。店里有三只鹦鹉，其中一只卖 五千元，另一只卖一万元，还有一只卖三万元。顾客问老板：「为什 么这只要卖五千元？这个价钱对这种鹦鹉来说太贵了！」老板说：「因 为我有训练他讲话。」顾客又问：「那这只呢？他会做什么？为什么要 卖这么贵？」老板说：「他除了会说话之外，还会表演一些有趣的动 作，好比说跳舞等等，所以才卖这么贵。」顾客接着又问：「那第三只 呢？他会做什么？为什么要卖这么贵？」老板说：「我不知道。我从
0个英语小故事(小学阶段通用) 没听过他讲话、吹口哨或唱歌,也没看过他跳舞,什么都没有!不过 另外两只叫他:「老板! Where is the egg? Teacher: Can you make a sentence with the word "egg"? Student Yes. I ate a piece of cake yesterday Teacher: Then where is the "egg? Student: In the cake. Sir 鸡蛋在哪里? 老师:你能用“鸡蛋”一词造句吗? 学生:可以。我昨天吃了一块蛋糕。 老师:“鸡蛋”在哪? 学生:在蛋糕里,先生 Tom is a little boy, and he is only seven years old. once he goes to a cinema It is the first time for him to do that he buys a ticket and goes in. But after two or three minutes he comes out, and buys the second ticket and goes in again. After few minutes he comes out again and buys the third ticket. Two or three minutes after that he comes out and asks for another ticket. But a gi him,"Why do you buy so many 第2页共93
40 个英语小故事（小学阶段通用） 第 2 页 共 93 页 没听过他讲话、吹口哨或唱歌，也没看过他跳舞，什么都没有！不过 另外两只叫他：『老板！』」 Where is the egg? Teacher:Can you make a sentence with the word "egg"? Student:Yes.I ate a piece of cake yesterday. Teacher:Then where is the “egg"? Student:In the cake,Sir. 鸡蛋在哪里？ 老师：你能用“鸡蛋”一词造句吗？ 学生：可以。我昨天吃了一块蛋糕。 老师：“鸡蛋”在哪？ 学生：在蛋糕里，先生 Tom is a little boy, and he is only seven years old. Once he goes to a cinema. It is the first time for him to do that. He buys a ticket and goes in. But after two or three minutes he comes out, and buys the second ticket and goes in again. After a few minutes he comes out again and buys the third ticket. Two or three minutes after that he comes out and asks for another ticket. But a girl asks him,“Why do you buy so many
0个英语小故事(小学阶段通用) tickets? How many fr iends do you meet? "No i have no friends here, but a big woman al ways stops me at the door and cuts up ticket 汤姆是个小孩,他才7岁。当他去电影院的时候。那时他第一次去。 他买了张票进去了。但没过两三分钟他就出来了,然后买了第二张 票又进去了。几分钟后他又出来买了第三张票。接着两三分钟后他 又出来买票。一个女的问她,“你为什么要买那么多票啊?你见到了 几个朋友?""没有,我里面没朋友,但是每当我进门的时候一位 大的女人老把我的票给剪了 Chi ld: My uncle has 1000 men under h im Man: He i s real ly somebody What does do? Chi ld: a ma intenance man in a cemetery 他真是一个大人物 小孩:我叔叔下面有1000个人 男人:他真是一个大人物。他是干什么的? 小孩:墓地守墓人。 Teacher: Would Shakespeare be a great man if he were sti ll alive toda 第3页共93
40 个英语小故事（小学阶段通用） 第 3 页 共 93 页 tickets? How many friends do you meet?” “No, I have no friends here, but a big woman always stops me at the door and cuts up my ticket.” 汤姆是个小孩， 他才 7 岁。 当他去电影院的时候。那时他第一次去。 他买了张票进去了。 但没过两三分钟他就出来了，然后买了第二张 票又进去了。 几分钟后他又出来买了第三张票。 接着两三分钟后他 又出来买票。 一个女的问她，“你为什么要买那么多票啊? 你见到了 几个朋友？" "没有， 我里面没朋友， 但是每当我进门的时候一位 大的女人老把我的票给剪了" Child:My uncle has 1000 men under him. Man:He is really somebody.What does do? Child:A maintenance man in a cemetery 他真是一个大人物 小孩：我叔叔下面有 1000 个人。 男人：他真是一个大人物。他是干什么的？ 小孩：墓地守墓人。 Teacher: Would Shakespeare be a great man if he were still alive today?
0个英语小故事(小学阶段通用) Student: Of cour se. He must be a great man for so fa r noboay has I ived to over 400 years. 名伟人 老师:如果莎士比亚还活着,他会是一名伟人吗? 学生:当然。因为到目前为止,还没有人活到400多岁。 Mr. Smith: Waiter, theres a dead fly in my soup. Waiter: Yes, sir. know--it s the heat that kil it 史密斯先生:服务员,我的汤里有一只死苍蝇. 服务员:是的,先生,我知道了,它是被烫死的 Son: Dad, give me a dime. Father: Son, dont you think you re getting too big to b forever begging for dimes? Son I guess you're right, Dad, Give me a dol lar, will you? 儿子:爸爸,给我一角钱。 父亲:儿子,你不认为你已经长大了,不该再老是一角一角地要钱了 (该自立了),不是吗? 儿子:爸爸,我想你是对的,那给我十块钱行吗? 第4页共93
40 个英语小故事（小学阶段通用） 第 4 页 共 93 页 Student: Of course. He must be a great man, for so far nobody has lived to over 400 years. 一名伟人 老师：如果莎士比亚还活着，他会是一名伟人吗？ 学生：当然。因为到目前为止，还没有人活到 400 多岁。 Mr. Smith: Waiter, there's a dead fly in my soup. Waiter: Yes, sir, I know---it's the heat that kills it. 史密斯先生：服务员，我的汤里有一只死苍蝇． 服务员：是的，先生，我知道了，它是被烫死的． Son: Dad, give me a dime. Father: Son, don't you think you're getting too big to be forever begging for dimes? Son: I guess you're right, Dad, Give me a dollar, will you? 儿子：爸爸，给我一角钱。 父亲：儿子，你不认为你已经长大了，不该再老是一角一角地要钱了 (该自立了)，不是吗？ 儿子：爸爸，我想你是对的，那给我一块钱行吗？
0个英语小故事(小学阶段通用) A little kid fel l in love with another little kid, a schoo mate. Someti mes the kids think they fall in love when they have a crush on someone else in the class, when they're ei ght or ten years old or something l ike that. so the eight-year -ol dkid came back home and asked his father, "Father is it expensive to be married? And the father said, Yes, son, it is very expens Ive.” So the son asked,“ How much does it cost?”And the father said,"I don't know, son. Im still pay ing. 有个小孩爱上了另一个小孩,对方是学校的同学。八岁或十岁左右的 孩子有时会迷恋班上某个人,然后就以为自己恋爱了。因此这个八岁 的小孩回家问他爸爸:「爸爸,结婚很花钱吗?」爸爸说:「是啊,儿 子,非常花钱。」儿子又问:「要花多少钱呢?」爸爸说:「我不知道, 儿子,我到现在还一直在付钱啊!」 Boy, why have you got cottonwool in your ear? Is it infected? No, sir, but you said yesterday that everything you told me went in one ear and out the other, so i am try ing to stop it. “孩子,你为什么用棉花塞住耳朵?它感染了吗? “没有,老师。可是你昨天说你告诉我的师识都是一个耳朵里进, 个耳朵里出,所以我要把它堵在里面。 第5页共93
40 个英语小故事（小学阶段通用） 第 5 页 共 93 页 A little kid fell in love with another little kid, a school mate. Sometimes the kids think they fall in love when they have a crush on someone else in the class, when they’re eight or ten years old or something like that. So the eight-year-oldkid came back home and asked his father, “Father, is it expensive to be married?” And the father said, “Yes, son, it is very expensive.” So the son asked, “How much does it cost?” And the father said, “I don’t know, son. I’m still paying.” 有个小孩爱上了另一个小孩，对方是学校的同学。八岁或十岁左右的 孩子有时会迷恋班上某个人，然后就以为自己恋爱了。因此这个八岁 的小孩回家问他爸爸：「爸爸，结婚很花钱吗？」爸爸说：「是啊，儿 子，非常花钱。」儿子又问：「要花多少钱呢？」爸爸说：「我不知道， 儿子，我到现在还一直在付钱啊！」 "Boy, why have you got cotton-wool in your ear? Is it infected?" "No, sir, but you said yesterday that everything you told me went in one ear and out the other , so I am trying to stop it." “孩子，你为什么用棉花塞住耳朵？它感染了吗？” “没有，老师。可是你昨天说你告诉我的知识都是一个耳朵里进，一 个耳朵里出，所以我要把它堵在里面