no one. Meredith:Well,Dr.Sloan should be here any minute Kathy:I wanted a kid and.I was sick of waiting for the right guy,so.inmy family.inmy family, you don't go out and get pregnant.So now I'm alone and.I'm having a baby,and I don't have a father for the baby,and Idon't Meredith:It's okay.Here's Dr.Sloan. (Mark enters) Mark:Nancy'm happy to report that you amm is in good shape.D.Grey here is gonna clan it up a little,and.and I'm gonna put that arm back where it belongs,okay? Kathy:Okay. Mark:Okay. (Izzie is in the truck working on the deer) Izzie:We got a 150-pound female with.lacerations on the chest and haunches.short.fast breaths Any recommendations? Chris:Uh,doctor,Michael's a big boy.He doesn't need you to perform make-believe medicine. right,Michael? Michael:It's not make-believe.She can help Chris:Michael,enough Iapologize.Were just wasting your time. Female Intern:No kidding. Chris:Michael. Michael:Please don't let her die. Chris.Michael,it is adeer.We're gonna take her home and skin her and freeze the meat,okay? Michael:What?Why?1 Chris:Because that's what you do.You don't try and save'em.You eat'em. Michael:No,dad.The doctor can save her
no one. Meredith: Well, Dr. Sloan should be here any minute. Kathy: I wanted a kid and.I was sick of waiting for the right guy, so.in my family.in my family, you don't go out and get pregnant. So now I'm alone and.I'm having a baby, and I don't have a father for the baby, and I don't have an arm. Meredith: It's okay. Here's Dr. Sloan. (Mark enters) Mark: Nancy.I'm happy to report that your arm is in good shape. Dr. Grey here is gonna clean it up a little, and.and I'm gonna put that arm back where it belongs, okay? Kathy: Okay. Mark: Okay. (Izzie is in the truck working on the deer) Izzie: We got a 150-pound female with.lacerations on the chest and haunches, short, fast breaths. Any recommendations? Chris: Uh, doctor, Michael's a big boy. He doesn't need you to perform make-believe medicine, right, Michael? Michael: It's not make-believe. She can help. Chris: Michael, enough. I apologize. We're just wasting your time. Female Intern: No kidding. Chris: Michael. Michael: Please don't let her die. Chris: Michael, it is a deer. We're gonna take her home and skin her and freeze the meat, okay? Michael: What? Why?! Chris: Because that's what you do. You don't try and save 'em. You eat 'em. Michael: No, dad. The doctor can save her
Chris:No,she can't Izzie:You don't know that. Chris:My son needs to learn to grow up and face things Izzie:Youre right I am not helping him.I'm helping Bambi So get me the ambu bag and the saline.I'm starting an I Michael:Thank you. (Meredith is cleaning up Kathy's arm when Cristina enters) Cristina:Still no sign of Burke.Oh,you've got a severed arm. Meredith:My arm.Mine.Get away from it. Cristina:Maybe he's not on today Meredith:Maybe you should just see him and get it over with. Cristina:No.no,no.no.IfI never see himagain,I won't care Meredith:Well,I've seen Derek,and Derek has seen me. Cristina:And? Meredith:Awkward.Plus he seems to know Lexie Cristina:And? Meredith:More awkward.Your intern is my half sister.How weird is that? (Izzie enters) Izzie:Well,I'm trying to save Bambi's life.My interns think I'm aloser.Severed arm. (Alex enters) Alex:Callie's a bitch. Izzie:Word
Chris: No, she can't. Izzie: You don't know that. Chris: My son needs to learn to grow up and face things. Izzie: You're right. I am not helping him. I'm helping Bambi. So get me the ambu bag and the saline. I'm starting an IV. Michael: Thank you. (Meredith is cleaning up Kathy's arm when Cristina enters) Cristina: Still no sign of Burke. Oh, you've got a severed arm. Meredith: My arm. Mine. Get away from it. Cristina: Maybe he's not on today. Meredith: Maybe you should just see him and get it over with. Cristina: No, no, no, no. If I never see him again, I won't care. Meredith: Well, I've seen Derek, and Derek has seen me. Cristina: And? Meredith: Awkward. Plus he seems to know Lexie. Cristina: And? Meredith: More awkward. Your intern is my half sister. How weird is that? (Izzie enters) Izzie: Well, I'm trying to save Bambi's life. My interns think I'm a loser. Severed arm. (Alex enters) Alex: Callie's a bitch. Izzie: Word
Alex:She won't let me off my patient,and there's nothing wrong with him except he's a nut job. Severed arm. Izzie:Does anybody know anything about deer? Alex:They taste good. Izzie:Evil (George opens the door but remains in the hall) Cristina:Oh,George,severed arm Plus Mer's half sister is my intern,Izzie is playing D.Dolittle oh,and Alex hates your wife. George:Dr.Sloan's ready for the arm. Meredith:I'say it.George is beinganass Izzie:I think it's my fault.Isaid some things,and now he's not talking to me Alex:I don't know what he's got to complain about.Those new chick interns are hot. Cristina:He's married,Alex Izzie:Yeah,he's married. Alex:You know who's seriously hot?That Lexie girl Meredith:Get out.before I hurt you Alex:I'm going over Callie's head to bailey. Cristina:Uh,Callie is over bailey's head. Meredith:Spiritually,Bailey's over everyone's head (Richard and Bailey are in the ambulance bay) Richard:Dr.Bailey.How are things going? Bailey:I wouldn't know Ask Dr.Torres Richard:Miranda
Alex: She won't let me off my patient, and there's nothing wrong with him except he's a nut job. Severed arm. Izzie: Does anybody know anything about deer? Alex: They taste good. Izzie: Evil. (George opens the door but remains in the hall) Cristina: Oh, George, severed arm. Plus Mer's half sister is my intern, Izzie is playing Dr. Dolittle, oh, and Alex hates your wife. George: Dr. Sloan's ready for the arm. Meredith: I'll say it. George is being an ass. Izzie: I think it's my fault. I said some things, and now he's not talking to me. Alex: I don't know what he's got to complain about. Those new chick interns are hot. Cristina: He's married, Alex. Izzie: Yeah, he's married. Alex: You know who's seriously hot? That Lexie girl. Meredith: Get out.before I hurt you. Alex: I'm going over Callie's head to bailey. Cristina: Uh, Callie is over bailey's head. Meredith: Spiritually, Bailey's over everyone's head. (Richard and Bailey are in the ambulance bay) Richard: Dr. Bailey. How are things going? Bailey: I wouldn't know. Ask Dr. Torres. Richard: Miranda
Bailey:I don't want to talk Richard:Miranda,it is not like you not to want to talk Bailey:Fine.Hows your wife? Richrd:Well ed.Ihavent moved back in yet he ha le me inye chief resident.Now we're gonna have this conversation. Bailey:Are youordering me to stand here and talk to you about this,chief? Richard:No,I'mnot ordering you.But I just thought we could Bailey:Okay,then.Good-bye,sir. (Cristina and Derek are at a nurse's station) Cristina:I talked to the family they're on their way Derek:Good.I put an entire OR on hold.We don't have much time. Cristina:Uh.can Iget aprogress note? Derek:Uh,do you maybe want to have adrink later? Cristina:What? Derek:A drink.Give me one reason why we can't hang out Cristina:I don't like you. Derek:You don't like me because of Meredith? Cristina:Idon't like you because youre you Derek:Hmm.How is Meredith,by the way?Isshe okay? Cristina:She's fine】 Derek:She's always fine.That's her problem. Cristina:We're fine people.We do fine We're fine.How's Dr.Burke?I haven't seen him around. Is.is he off today?
Bailey: I don't want to talk. Richard: Miranda, it is not like you not to want to talk. Bailey: Fine. How's your wife? Richard: Well, she's.she's.good. I haven't moved back in yet. She hasn't let me move back in yet. She's not taking my calls. Wait. That's not what I want to talk to you about. I want to talk about chief resident. Now we're gonna have this conversation. Bailey: Are you ordering me to stand here and talk to you about this, chief? Richard: No, I'm not ordering you. But I just thought we could. Bailey: Okay, then. Good-bye, sir. (Cristina and Derek are at a nurse's station) Cristina: I talked to the family they're on their way. Derek: Good. I put an entire OR on hold. We don't have much time. Cristina: Uh, can I get a progress note? Derek: Uh, do you maybe want to have a drink later? Cristina: What? Derek: A drink. Give me one reason why we can't hang out. Cristina: I don't like you. Derek: You don't like me because of Meredith? Cristina: I don't like you because you're you. Derek: Hmm. How is Meredith, by the way? Is she okay? Cristina: She's fine. Derek: She's always fine. That's her problem. Cristina: We're fine people. We do fine. We're fine. How's Dr. Burke? I haven't seen him around. Is.is he off today?
Derek:Here.Dr.Burke handed in his letter of resignation two weeks ago.He wanted me to tell you Cristina:He's gone? Derek:I'msorry. Cristina:Well,don't be.I'm. Derek:Fine? Cristina:Yeah (Alex notices Izzie on the computer) Alex:Circulatory system ofa deer? Izzie:Shut up. Alex:Oh,Dr.Bailey.Uh,couldn't you use an extra set of hands in the OR today?I saw an appy on the board.I'm.I'mgreat at appys Bailey:Talk to Torres.She's in charge of what cases you get now (Callie enters) Callie:It's hard to set ashattered kneecap when your patient's in the pit,don't you think? Alex:Whatever. (Alex storms out) Callie:I don't know how you did it Bailey:Did what? Callie:Get'em to listen to you,to give you some respect (Callie leaves) Izzie:Hey.Dr.Bailey,you wouldn't happen to know anything about,uh,the anatomy of a deer? Bailey:Not my intern,not my business,not anymore
Derek: Here. Dr. Burke handed in his letter of resignation two weeks ago. He wanted me to tell you. Cristina: He's gone? Derek: I'm sorry. Cristina: Well, don't be. I'm. Derek: Fine? Cristina: Yeah. (Alex notices Izzie on the computer) Alex: Circulatory system of a deer? Izzie: Shut up. Alex: Oh, Dr. Bailey. Uh, couldn't you use an extra set of hands in the OR today? I saw an appy on the board. I'm.I'm great at appys. Bailey: Talk to Torres. She's in charge of what cases you get now. (Callie enters) Callie: It's hard to set a shattered kneecap when your patient's in the pit, don't you think? Alex: Whatever. (Alex storms out) Callie: I don't know how you did it. Bailey: Did what? Callie: Get 'em to listen to you, to give you some respect. (Callie leaves) Izzie: Hey, Dr. Bailey, you wouldn't happen to know anything about, uh, the anatomy of a deer? Bailey: Not my intern, not my business, not anymore