Izzie:So.I have these interns and nothing to do.And,uh,I think I'm a really bad teacher.And I think they hate me.And now Ima fraud.Soany chance you wanna let me in on this?Please Cristina:Izzie,this guy was dead,and now he's undead.So that kinda makes him like a zombie my personal zombie.So no.you can't get in on this.Now go be A.fraud somewhere else. Izzie:Idon't like you Cristina:Mm-hmm Izzie:Let's go,people. (Lexie enters) Lexie:Excuse me. Cristina:You know,where have you been?I've been waiting for these Lexie:I was.Imet my sister,uh,for the first time ever. Cristina:Oh,hey. Lexie:Which,uh,got me.you know,weird So then I got um,lost on my way I was all in my head,you know,about.bou meeting Meredith Cristina:Meredith is your.is your sister? Lexie:Meredith Grey.Lexie Grey.We're half sisters.Soyou know her? Cristina:Oh,we need to page Dr.Shepherd Lexie:Dr.Shepherd.He.he's the,um.neurosurgeon? Cristina:Okay.somebody page Derek shepherd right freakin'now (Derek walks up to where Meredith is on the phone) Meredith:Grey.Thank you.Seattle grace.Thank you. Derek:Hi.How are you? Meredith:I have a patient with a severed arm and no one seems to be able to find it.Have you seen it?
Izzie: So.I have these interns and nothing to do. And, uh, I think I'm a really bad teacher. And I think they hate me. And now I'm a fraud. So any chance you wanna let me in on this? Please. Cristina: Izzie, this guy was dead, and now he's undead. So that kinda makes him like a zombie my personal zombie. So no, you can't get in on this. Now go be A.fraud somewhere else. Izzie: I don't like you. Cristina: Mm-hmm. Izzie: Let's go, people. (Lexie enters) Lexie: Excuse me. Cristina: You know, where have you been? I've been waiting for these. Lexie: I got.I was.I met my sister, uh, for the first time ever. Cristina: Oh, hey. Lexie: Which, uh, got me, you know, weird. So then I got, um, lost on my way to x-ray 'cause I was all in my head, you know, about.about meeting Meredith. Cristina: Meredith is your.is your sister? Lexie: Meredith Grey. Lexie Grey. We're half sisters. So you know her? Cristina: Oh, we need to page Dr. Shepherd. Lexie: Dr.Shepherd. He.he's the, um.neurosurgeon? Cristina: Okay, somebody page Derek shepherd right freakin' now. (Derek walks up to where Meredith is on the phone) Meredith: Grey. Thank you. Seattle grace. Thank you. Derek: Hi. How are you? Meredith: I have a patient with a severed arm and no one seems to be able to find it. Have you seen it?
Derek:Your severed arm?No,I haven't seen a severed arm (Lexie walks up) Lexie:Meredith,how.hey,um,I'm.I'm so sorry about before.I just was so nervous about meeting you.Don't block the ER doors.I know that now.That was a good lesson. Derek:You're the girl from the bar Lexie:Sorry? Derek:The girl from the bar? Lexie:Oh,my god.Yeah.Oh,my god.Yeah Derek:Yeah. Lexie:Oh,my god.You.you work here Derek:Yeah,I do. Meredith:Girl from the bar? Derek:Mm-hmm. Meredith:I'm the girl from the bar (Meredith stormsaway) Lexie:Uh.she hates me.My sister hates me. Derek:Meredith is your sister? Lexie:My half sister,yeah.Hey,uh,you're Dr.Shepherd. Derek:That's right. Lexie:I'm.I'msupposed to be finding you for a consult. (Callie and George are in the x-ray room) Callie:Hey.There you are.I missed you this morning. George:Yeah,I didn't want to be late for my second first day as an intern
Derek: Your severed arm? No, I haven't seen a severed arm. (Lexie walks up) Lexie: Meredith, how.hey, um, I'm.I'm so sorry about before. I just was so nervous about meeting you. Don't block the ER doors. I know that now. That was a good lesson. Derek: You're the girl from the bar. Lexie: Sorry? Derek: The girl from the bar? Lexie: Oh, my god. Yeah. Oh, my god. Yeah. Derek: Yeah. Lexie: Oh, my god. You.you work here. Derek: Yeah, I do. Meredith: Girl from the bar? Derek: Mm-hmm. Meredith: I'm the girl from the bar. (Meredith storms away) Lexie: Uh.she hates me. My sister hates me. Derek: Meredith is your sister? Lexie: My half sister, yeah. Hey, uh, you're Dr. Shepherd. Derek: That's right. Lexie: I'm.I'm supposed to be finding you for a consult. (Callie and George are in the x-ray room) Callie: Hey. There you are. I missed you this morning. George: Yeah, I didn't want to be late for my second first day as an intern
Callie:Maybe you can look at it like this.you have one up on everyone.Youre gonna be like the rock star intern. George:Yeah.I'm sure that's how evervone's gonna see me when they find out.Or maybe thevll see you as the daddy intern. George:What?What.what did you just say? Callie:Oh.I'm notI'm not pregnant.I just.Imean,I might be pregnant.Yeah,my boobs are a little sore,which.Hey,I'm trying to cheer you up here,George.This is.I mean,if I am knocked up.that's a good thing.right? George:Callie.I'm just alit distracted.I'm having abad day. Callie:Okay,you're having a bad month. George:Okay,I'm having a bad month. Callie:Love you. (Michael and Chris enter the ER) Michael:Help!We need doctors.Help! Chris:Inside voice.Uh,we found an arm in the road Meredith:Here,I bagged that.that's my arm. Michael:Dad,dad,tell them she's hurt!Dad,comeon Tell the doctor!Tell'em she's hurt Male Intern:Uh,any way we can go with the severed arm? Michael:She's in the truck,and she's hurt. Izzie:Is that your blood?Are you hurt? Michael:She's in our truck,and she's not moving.She's bleeding really bad. Izzie:There's another crash victim.Were gonna need gloves,IVs,gauze,ab pads,trauma gowns Still want to baby-sit the arm? Michael:Come on
Callie: Maybe you can look at it like this.you have one up on everyone. You're gonna be, like, the rock star intern. George: Yeah, I'm sure that's how everyone's gonna see me when they find out. Or maybe they'll see you as the daddy intern. George: What? What.what did you just say? Callie: Oh.I'm not.I'm not pregnant. I just.I mean, I might be pregnant. Yeah, my boobs are a little sore, which.Hey, I'm trying to cheer you up here, George. This is.I mean, if I am knocked up, that's a good thing, right? George: Callie, I'm just a little distracted. I'm having a bad day. Callie: Okay, you're having a bad month. George: Okay, I'm having a bad month. Callie: Love you. (Michael and Chris enter the ER) Michael: Help! We need doctors. Help! Chris: Inside voice. Uh, we found an arm in the road. Meredith: Here, I bagged that.that's my arm. Michael: Dad, dad, tell them she's hurt! Dad, come on. Tell the doctor! Tell 'em she's hurt. Male Intern: Uh, any way we can go with the severed arm? Michael: She's in the truck, and she's hurt. Izzie: Is that your blood? Are you hurt? Michael: She's in our truck, and she's not moving. She's bleeding really bad. Izzie: There's another crash victim. We're gonna need gloves, IVs, gauze, ab pads, trauma gowns. Still want to baby-sit the arm? Michael: Come on
Chris:Michael! (They get to the truck to find a deer inside) Female Intern:No way. Michael:Is she dead? Izzie:Michael,this is a hospital,and I'ma people doctor.I. Michael:Can you save her? Chris:Michael,come on. Izzie:I'm sorry.but she's. Female Intern:Roadkill. Michael:She opened her eyes Look.She's still alivel Izzie:Oh,god.Don't look at me like that.Or like that. Chris:Michael,let's go back to the truck Come on Michael:Please. Izzie:Oh,okay,all right.All right Uh,I'm gonna need a jumbo catheter,a 16 gauge needle,the When I say move,you move.Move (Derek and Cristina are in the trauma room viewing room) Derek:Back ofhis skull is completely disconnected from his first cervical vertebrae. Cristina:He's been interally decapitated.Holy crap. Derek:Yeah,9%of these die in the field. Lexie:And the other 10%? Derek:I've never seen one live Lexie:There's always a first time,though,right?I mean,he came back from the dead
Chris: Michael! (They get to the truck to find a deer inside) Female Intern: No way. Michael: Is she dead? Izzie: Michael, this is a hospital, and I'm a people doctor. I. Michael: Can you save her? Chris: Michael, come on. Izzie: I'm sorry, but she's. Female Intern: Roadkill. Michael: She opened her eyes. Look. She's still alive! Izzie: Oh, god. Don't look at me like that. Or like that. Chris: Michael, let's go back to the truck Come on. Michael: Please. Izzie: Oh, okay, all right. All right. Uh, I'm gonna need a jumbo catheter, a 16 gauge needle, the biggest ambu bag you can find and something that shaves fur. What's the matter with you people? When I say move, you move. Move! (Derek and Cristina are in the trauma room viewing room) Derek: Back of his skull is completely disconnected from his first cervical vertebrae. Cristina: He's been internally decapitated. Holy crap. Derek: Yeah, 90% of these die in the field. Lexie: And the other 10%? Derek: I've never seen one live. Lexie: There's always a first time, though, right? I mean, he came back from the dead
Derek:Henry,I'm Dr.Shepherd.The back of your skull is disconnected from your spine.I'm gonna tryand it in surgery.Do you understand me?Blink once for yes,twice for no. (He blinks twice) Derek:Okay,good.I know it's scary,but I promise you,I'm gonna do everything I can.Do you have family?All right.Were gonna contact them,okay?All right.let's get him in ahalo. Cristina:Uh-huh Derek:Contact his family.Find out if he's an organ donor. (Alex is in Joey's room with his interns) Alex:You,finish up with the splint,then get him up on crutches. (Callie enters) Callie:Hey.Hows Joey? Alex:It's a hungry hippo missing a kneecap.Can't you assign me something good? Callie:Idon't switch out patients,Karev. Alex:But it's not even surgical.It's a waste of my skills Callie:You're staying here with Joey. Alex:Come on Callie:Nol Alex:Fine.I'm going to Bailey Callie:You are a resident.You go where I say (Meredith is in Kathy's room) Kathy:My arm is gone Meredith:We have the arm,and Dr.Sloan is checking right now to see if we can reattach it.Is there someone we can call? Kathy:There's no.no I just.I just moved here.I'm all.I'm all by myself.There's no one.I have
Derek: Henry, I'm Dr. Shepherd. The back of your skull is disconnected from your spine. I'm gonna try and reconnect it in surgery. Do you understand me? Blink once for yes, twice for no. (He blinks twice) Derek: Okay, good. I know it's scary, but I promise you, I'm gonna do everything I can. Do you have family? All right. We're gonna contact them, okay? All right, let's get him in a halo. Cristina: Uh-huh. Derek: Contact his family. Find out if he's an organ donor. (Alex is in Joey's room with his interns) Alex: You, finish up with the splint, then get him up on crutches. (Callie enters) Callie: Hey. How's Joey? Alex: It's a hungry hippo missing a kneecap. Can't you assign me something good? Callie: I don't switch out patients, Karev. Alex: But it's not even surgical. It's a waste of my skills. Callie: You're staying here with Joey. Alex: Come on. Callie: No! Alex: Fine. I'm going to Bailey Callie: You are a resident. You go where I say. (Meredith is in Kathy's room) Kathy: My arm is gone. Meredith: We have the arm, and Dr. Sloan is checking right now to see if we can reattach it. Is there someone we can call? Kathy: There's no.no, I just.I just moved here. I'm all.I'm all by myself. There's no one. I have