I married miss right I just didnt know her first name was ALWAYS!!!
I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was ALWAYS!!!
Marriage is a 3-ring circus Engagement ring Wedding ring Suffering
Marriage is a 3-ring circus: Engagement Ring Wedding Ring SuffeRing
The last fight was my fault. My wife asked, "Whats on the TV?” I said: DUST!
The last fight was my fault. My wife asked, “What’s on the TV?” I said: ... “DUST!
In the beginning, God created earth and rested. Then God created man and rested then god created woman 65 Since then neither god nor man has rested
In the beginning, God created earth and rested. Then God created man and rested. Then God created woman. Since then, neither God nor man has rested!
Do you know the punishment for bigamy? TWO MOTHER-IN-LAWS!
Do you know the punishment for bigamy? Two MOTHER-IN-LAWS!