Cristina:That Burke,he's trouble.(interns laugh) (George gets ready to cut.) Burke:More pressure.Human flesh is a tough shell,dig in. George:Pick-ups Nurse:Pick-ups. George:Clamp. Nurse:Clamp. George:Met some bone.I'm there. Intern 1:Damn,he got the peritoneum and he opened him up. Meredith:Itod you,he's going to pull itoff George:Scalpel. Nurse:Scalpel George:Appendix is out(tossing it into a tray,tocheers) Burke:Not bad. George:Thank you. Burke:Now all you have to do is invert the stump into the secum and simultaneously pull up on the purse-strings but be careful not to (rip)break them.(groans)He ripped the secum.Got a bleeder.You're filling with stool,what do you do now? George:Uh.uh. Burke:Think.You start the suction,and you start digging for those purse-strings before she bleeds to death.Belky,give him a clamp. Nurse:BP's dropping. Cristina:He'schoking. Meredith:Come on,George
Cristina: That Burke, he's trouble. (interns laugh) (George gets ready to cut.) Burke: More pressure. Human flesh is a tough shell, dig in. George: Pick-ups. Nurse: Pick-ups. George: Clamp. Nurse: Clamp. George: Met some bone. I'm there. Intern 1: Damn, he got the peritoneum and he opened him up. Meredith: I told you, he's going to pull it off. George: Scalpel. Nurse: Scalpel. George: Appendix is out (tossing it into a tray, to cheers) Burke: Not bad. George: Thank you. Burke: Now all you have to do is invert the stump into the secum and simultaneously pull up on the purse-strings but be careful not to (rip) break them. (groans) He ripped the secum. Got a bleeder. You're filling with stool, what do you do now? George: Uh.uh. Burke: Think. You start the suction, and you start digging for those purse-strings before she bleeds to death. Belky, give him a clamp. Nurse: BP's dropping. Cristina: He's choking. Meredith: Come on, George
(beeping starts) Nurse:Getting too low folks.Dr Burke. Burke:Get out of the way.Pansy-ass idiot.Get him out of here.Suction.Clamp Intern(Alex Karev):007. Other intern:007,yep,that'sa total007. Izzie:What's 007 mean? Meredith:Licensed to kill. (Cut to Seattle at night.Hour 19. Cut to interns sittingon sparebeds along an empty corridor.) George:007.They're calling me 007,aren't they? Izzieand Meredith:No one's calling you 007. George:I was on the elevator and Murphy whispered 007. Cristina:Oh,how many times do we have go through this,George,five,ten?Give me a number or else I'm going to hit you. George:Murphy whispered 07and everyone laughed Izzie:He wasn'ttalking about you. George:You sure? Meredith:Would we lie to you? George:Yes. Cristina:007isastateof mind. George:So says the girl who finished top of her class at Stanford. Pagers beep
Burke: Today. Pull your balls out of your back pocket, let's go. What are you waiting for, suction? (beeping starts) Nurse: Getting too low folks. Dr Burke. Burke: Get out of the way. Pansy-ass idiot. Get him out of here. Suction. Clamp. Intern (Alex Karev): 007. Other intern: 007, yep, that's a total 007. Izzie: What's 007 mean? Meredith: Licensed to kill. (Cut to Seattle at night. Hour 19. Cut to interns sitting on spare beds along an empty corridor.) George: 007. They're calling me 007, aren't they? Izzie and Meredith: No one's calling you 007. George: I was on the elevator and Murphy whispered 007. Cristina: Oh, how many times do we have go through this, George, five, ten? Give me a number or else I'm going to hit you. George: Murphy whispered 007 and everyone laughed. Izzie: He wasn't talking about you. George: You sure? Meredith: Would we lie to you? George: Yes. Cristina: 007 is a state of mind. George: So says the girl who finished top of her class at Stanford. Pagers beep
Meredith:Oh man.Its1for Katie Bryce.Igottago.(takes off ata run) George:Maybe Ishould've gone into geriatrics.Noone minds when you kill anold person Cristina:Surgery is hot,it's the Marines,it's the macho,it's hostile,it's hardcore.Geriatrics is for freaks who live with their mothers and never have sex. George:I've got to get my own place. (Cut to Meredith running to Katie.She goes in,Katie's reading a magazine.) Katie:Took you long enough Meredith:You're okay?The nurse paged me911. Katie:I had to go all Exorcist to get her to even pick up the phone. Meredith:Wait.There's nothing wrong with you? Katie:I'm bored. Meredith:You little.'mnot a cruise director. Katie:You don't have to wig out.The pageant's supposed to be on cable,but this crappy hospita doesn't get the channel.If that cow Kylie Wood is gonna walk off with my crown,I have to see it. Can you call someone？ Meredith:Okay.This is an actual hospital.There are sick people here.Go to sleep,and stop wasting my time. Katie:But I can't sleep.My head's all full. Meredith:That's called thinking.Go with it. (Cutto Bailey,collapsed on a stretcher ina hallway.Izzieis standingnearby,looking uncertain. Nurse:What do you need? Izzie:MrJoes hasjunkie veins and he really needs starta centralline Nurse:So start one.(Pause.)You don't know how. Izzie:I've never done one
Meredith: Oh man. It's 911 for Katie Bryce. I gotta go. (takes off at a run) George: Maybe I should've gone into geriatrics. No one minds when you kill an old person. Cristina: Surgery is hot, it's the Marines, it's the macho, it's hostile, it's hardcore. Geriatrics is for freaks who live with their mothers and never have sex. George: I've got to get my own place. (Cut to Meredith running to Katie. She goes in, Katie's reading a magazine.) Katie: Took you long enough. Meredith: You're okay? The nurse paged me 911. Katie: I had to go all Exorcist to get her to even pick up the phone. Meredith: Wait. There's nothing wrong with you? Katie: I'm bored. Meredith: You little.I'm not a cruise director. Katie: You don't have to wig out. The pageant's supposed to be on cable, but this crappy hospital doesn't get the channel. If that cow Kylie Wood is gonna walk off with my crown, I have to see it. Can you call someone? Meredith: Okay. This is an actual hospital. There are sick people here. Go to sleep, and stop wasting my time. Katie: But I can't sleep. My head's all full. Meredith: That's called thinking. Go with it. (Cut to Bailey, collapsed on a stretcher in a hallway. Izzie is standing nearby, looking uncertain.) Nurse: What do you need? Izzie: Mr Jones has junkie veins and he really needs antibiotics so I should start a central line. Nurse: So start one. (Pause.) You don't know how. Izzie: I've never done one
Nurse:Well,you know what that means.(ooks to Bailey) Izzie:Can't we just.pagesomeone else? Nurse:She's the on-call resident. Izzie:Okay.Okay,just-'wake her.(walks over,taps Bailey's shoulder)Dr Bailey,Idon't mean to bother you,but- Bailey:Then don't. Izzie:It'sMr.ones. Bailey:Ishe dying? Izzie:No. Bailey:Then stoptalking to me. (lzzie turns away,turns back.Bailey gives up on sleep and sits up.) Bailey:What is it? (Cut to Bailey finishing up with the centralline.) Bailey:Next time you wake me,he better be so close to dead there's a tagon his toe. (Cut to the city going from night to day.Several shots of Cristina/George/zzie looking overworked.) Karev(male intern):4B'sgot post-op pneumonia.Let's start antibiotics. Nurse:Are you sure that's the right diagnosis? Karev:Wellldon't know,I'mony an intern.Here's an idea,why don't you go spend four years in med school and let me know if it's the right diagnosis.She's short of breath,she's got fever,she's post-op.Start the antibiotics.(walks over to Meredith)God I hate nurses.I'm Alex I'm with Jeremy,you're with the Nazi,right? Meredith:She may not have pneumonia,you know.She coul be splinting,or have a PE Karev:Like Isaid,I hate nurses
Nurse: Well, you know what that means. (looks to Bailey) Izzie: Can't we just.page someone else? Nurse: She's the on-call resident. Izzie: Okay. Okay, I'll just - I'll wake her. (walks over, taps Bailey's shoulder) Dr Bailey, I don't mean to bother you, but - Bailey: Then don't. Izzie: It's Mr. Jones. Bailey: Is he dying? Izzie: No. Bailey: Then stop talking to me. (Izzie turns away, turns back. Bailey gives up on sleep and sits up.) Bailey: What is it? (Cut to Bailey finishing up with the central line.) Bailey: Next time you wake me, he better be so close to dead there's a tag on his toe. (Cut to the city going from night to day. Several shots of Cristina/George/Izzie looking overworked.) Karev (male intern): 4B's got post-op pneumonia. Let's start antibiotics. Nurse: Are you sure that's the right diagnosis? Karev: Well I don't know, I'm only an intern. Here's an idea, why don't you go spend four years in med school and let me know if it's the right diagnosis. She's short of breath, she's got fever, she's post-op. Start the antibiotics. (walks over to Meredith) God I hate nurses. I'm Alex. I'm with Jeremy, you're with the Nazi, right? Meredith: She may not have pneumonia, you know. She could be splinting, or have a PE. Karev: Like I said, I hate nurses
Meredith:What did you just say?Did you just call me a nurse? Karev:Well,if the white cap fits Meredith's pager beeps and she walks away. Meredith:Damnit,Katie.(not running this time) Karev:She seeing anybody? George:I don't know. Karev:(whistles)She's hot. George:I'm friends with her.I mean,kinda friends,I mean,not,you know,actually friends,not exactly,but we'retight.We hang out.I mean,really only just today- Karev:Dude. George:-but- Karev:Dude.Stop talking. (Cutto Meredith,walking up the stairs to Katie.She's not ina hurry.She sees nurses rushing into Nurse 1(echoey voice):What took you so long? Nurse 2 (echoey voice):She's having multiple grand mal seizures.now how do you want to proceed?Dr. rey?Are you listening to me?She's got Diazepam,2mg Diazepam Ijust gave hera second ago,Dr.Grey,you need to tell us what you want to do.Dr Grey! (Meredith is panicking.She picks up the chart and voices stop sounding echoey.) Meredith:Okay,she's full on Prazepam? Nurse 1:She's had 4mg. Meredith:Did you pageDr.Bailey and DrShepherd? Nurse 2:The Prazepam's not working. Meredith:Phenobarbital,load her with Phenobarbital
Meredith: What did you just say? Did you just call me a nurse? Karev: Well, if the white cap fits. Meredith's pager beeps and she walks away. Meredith: Damnit, Katie.(not running this time) Karev: She seeing anybody? George: I don't know. Karev: (whistles) She's hot. George: I'm friends with her. I mean, kinda friends, I mean, not, you know, actually friends, not exactly, but we're tight. We hang out. I mean, really only just today - Karev: Dude. George: - but - Karev: Dude. Stop talking. (Cut to Meredith, walking up the stairs to Katie. She's not in a hurry. She sees nurses rushing into the room and starts to run.) Nurse 1 (echoey voice): What took you so long? Nurse 2 (echoey voice): She's having multiple grand mal seizures, now how do you want to proceed? Dr. Grey? Are you listening to me? She's got Diazepam, 2mg Diazepam, I just gave her a second ago, Dr. Grey, you need to tell us what you want to do. Dr Grey! (Meredith is panicking. She picks up the chart and voices stop sounding echoey.) Meredith: Okay, she's full on Prazepam? Nurse 1: She's had 4mg. Meredith: Did you page Dr. Bailey and Dr Shepherd? Nurse 2: The Prazepam's not working. Meredith: Phenobarbital, load her with Phenobarbital