2ndPassenger: I haven't got any either Conductor: Can you change this pound note, madam? 3rd Passenger: I'm afraid I cant 4th Passenger: Neither can I Conductor: I'm very sorry, sir You must get off the bu None of our passengers can change this note They re all millionaires Two Tr Ist Tramp: I've got some small chang 2nd Tramp: So have I Book I Lesson 115 Not Helen: Isn't there anyone at home? Everythings very quiet. I'm sure there's no one at home Helen But that's impossible Pat and Tom invited us to lunch Look through the window Helen: Can you see anything? Jim: nothing at all. Helen Let's try the back doo eryone s In the garden Pat: Hullo. heler Hullo. Jim Tom: Everybody wants to have lunch in the garden It's nice and warm out he Pat: Come and have something to drink Jim: Thanks. pat May I have a glass of bear please? Pat: Beer? There s none left You can have some lemonade (???e??)Jim Tom: Don t believe her. ji She's only joki Have
I've got none. 2ndPassenger: I haven't got any either. Conductor: Can you change this pound note, madam? 3rd Passenger: I'm afraid I can't. 4th Passenger: Neither can I. Conductor: I'm very sorry, sir. You must get off the bus. None of our passengers can change this note. They're all millionaires! Two Tramps: Except us, conductor. 1st Tramp: I've got some small change. 2nd Tramp: So have I. Book I Lesson 115 Not . . . . Helen: Isn't there anyone at home? Jim: I'll knock again, Helen. Everything's very quiet. I'm sure there's no one at home. Helen: But that's impossible. Pat and Tom invited us to lunch. Look through the window. Helen: Can you see anything? Jim: Nothing at all. Helen: Let's try the back door. Jim: Look! Everyone's in the garden. Pat: Hullo, Helen. Hullo, Jim. Tom: Everybody wants to have lunch in the garden. It's nice and warm out here. Pat: Come and have something to drink. Jim: Thanks, Pat. May I have a glass of bear please? Pat: Beer? There's none left. You can have some lemonade. (???ê??)Jim: Lemonade! Tom: Don't believe her, Jim. She's only joking. Have some beer!
Book I Lesson 117 Tommy's breakfast When my husband was going into the dining-room this morning, he dropped some coins on the floor There were coins everywhere We looked for them but we could not find them all While we were having breakfast, our little boy, Tommy, found two small coins on the floor He put them both into his mouth We both tried to get the coins, but it was too late Tommy had already swallowed them ater that morning, when I was doing the housework, my husband telephoned me from the office Hows Tommy? I don't know, "I answered, " Tommy's been to the lavatory three times this morning but I haven't had any change yet Book I Lesson 119 a true story Do you like stories? want to tell you a true story. It happened to a friend of mine a year ago While my friend, George, was reading in bed, two thieves climbed into his kitchen After they had entered the house, they went into the dining-room It was very dark, so they turned on a torch. Suddenly, they heard a voice behind them What's up? What's up (e2?e?)someone called The thieves dropped the torch and ran away as quickly as they could George heard the noise and came downstairs quickly He turned on the light, but he couldn't see anyone The thieves had already gone But George's parrot, Henry, was still there What's up, George he called Nothing, Henry, "George said and smiled Go back to sleep Book i lesson 121 The man in the hat Customer: I bought two expensive dictionaries here half an hour ago, but I forgot to take them with me Manager: Who served you, sir?
Book I Lesson 117 Tommy's breakfastWhen my husband was going into the dining-room this morning , he dropped some coins on the floor. There were coins everywhere. We looked for them, but we could not find them all. While we were having breakfast, our little boy, Tommy, found two small coins on the floor. He put them both into his mouth. We both tried to get the coins, but it was too late. Tommy had already swallowed them! Later that morning, when I was doing the housework, my husband telephoned me from the office." How's Tommy?" he asked." I don't know," I answered, "Tommy's been to the lavatory three times this morning, but I haven't had any change yet!" Book I Lesson 119 A true storyDo you like stories? I want to tell you a true story. It happened to a friend of mine a year ago. While my friend, George, was reading in bed, two thieves climbed into his kitchen. After they had entered the house, they went into the dining-room. It was very dark, so they turned on a torch. Suddenly, they heard a voice behind them." What's up? What's up?" (ê2?′ê?) someone called. The thieves dropped the torch and ran away as quickly as they could. George heard the noise and came downstairs quickly. He turned on the light, but he couldn't see anyone. The thieves had already gone. But George's parrot, Henry, was still there." What's up, George?" he called." Nothing, Henry," George said and smiled." Go back to sleep." Book I Lesson 121 The man in the hatCustomer: I bought two expensive dictionaries here half an hour ago, but I forgot to take them with me. Manager: Who served you, sir?
Customer: The lady who is standing behind the counter Manager: Which books did you buy Customer: the books which are on the counter Manager: Did you serve this gentleman half an hour ago, Miss Roberts? He says he's the man who bought these books The man whom i served was wearing a hat Manager: Have you got a hat, sir? Manager: Would you put it on, please? Manager: Is this the man that you served, Miss roberts Miss Roberts: Yes. sir I recognize him now Book I Lesson 123 A trip to Australia Bill: Look, Bob This is a photograph I took during my trip to Australia. Bob: Let me see it bill Bob: This is a good photograph Who are these people? Bill: They're people I met during the trip Bill: That's the ship we traveled or Bob: What a beautiful ship! Bob: Who's this? Bill: That's the man I told you about Bob: Ah yes The one who offered you a job in Australia Bill: Thats right Bob: Who's this? Bill: guess! Bob: It's not you, is it Bill: That's right Bill: I grew a beard during the trip, but I shaved it off when I came home Bob: Why did you shave it off? Bill: My wife didn 't like it! Book I Lesson 125 Susan: Can't you come in and have tea now, Peter? Peter: Not yet, dear I must water the garden first. Do you have to water it now?
Customer: The lady who is standing behind the counter. Manager: Which books did you buy? Customer: The books which are on the counter. Manager: Did you serve this gentleman half an hour ago, Miss Roberts? He says he's the man who bought these books. Miss Roberts: I can't remember, sir. The man whom I served was wearing a hat. Manager: Have you got a hat, sir? Customer: Yes, I have. Manager: Would you put it on, please? Customer: All right. Manager: Is this the man that you served, Miss Roberts? Miss Roberts: Yes, sir. I recognize him now. Book I Lesson 123 A trip to Australia Bill: Look, Bob. This is a photograph I took during my trip to Australia. Bob: Let me see it, Bill. Bob: This is a good photograph. Who are these people? Bill: They're people I met during the trip. Bill: That's the ship we traveled on. Bob: What a beautiful ship! Bob: Who's this? Bill: That's the man I told you about. Remember? Bob: Ah yes. The one who offered you a job in Australia. Bill: That's right. Bob: Who's this? Bill: Guess! Bob: It's not you, is it? Bill: That's right. Bill: I grew a beard during the trip, but I shaved it off when I came home. Bob: Why did you shave it off? Bill: My wife didn't like it! Book I Lesson 125 Susan: Can't you come in and have tea now, Peter? Peter: Not yet, dear. I must water the garden first. Susan: Do you have to water it now?
Peter: I'm afraid I must ok at it! f??i??a f? Peter: Last summer it was very dry, too Don't you remember? I had to water it every day Susan: Well, I'll have tea by myself. Susan: That was quick Have you finished already? Look out of the window. Susan: good heaven That means you needn't water the garden. Peter: That was a pleasant surprise It means I can have tea, instead Book I Lesson 127 A famous actressKate: Can you recognize that woman, Millie? Millie: I think I can. Kate It must be Karen marsh, the actress Kate: I thought so Who's that beside her? Millie: That must be Conrad Reeves Kate: Conrad Reeves. the actor It cant be Let me have another look thin Isn't he her third husband? Millie: No. he must be her fourth or fifth. Kate: Doesnt Karen marsh look old! Millie: She does. doesn' t shel I read shes twenty-nine, but she must be at least forty Kate: I'm sure she is Millie: She was a famous actress when i was still a schoolgirl Kate: That was a long time ago, wasn 't it? Millie: Not that long ago I'm not more than twenty-nine myself Book I Lesson 129 70 miles an hour Ann: Look, Harry! That policeman's waving to you He wants you to stop
Peter: I'm afraid I must. Look at it! It's terribly dry. Susan: What a nuisance! ￡¨??ì??á￡?Peter: Last summer it was very dry, too. Don't you remember? I had to water it every day. Susan: Well, I'll have tea by myself. Susan: That was quick! Have you finished already? Peter: Yes, dear. Look out of the window. Susan: Good heaven! It's raining. That means you needn't water the garden. Peter: That was a pleasant surprise. It means I can have tea, instead. Book I Lesson 127 A famous actressKate: Can you recognize that woman, Millie? Millie: I think I can, Kate. It must be Karen Marsh, the actress. Kate: I thought so. Who's that beside her? Millie: That must be Conrad Reeves. Kate: Conrad Reeves, the actor? It can't be. Let me have another look. I think you're right! Isn't he her third husband? Millie: No, He must be her fourth or fifth. Kate: Doesn't Karen Marsh look old! Millie: She does, doesn't she! I read she's twenty-nine, but she must be at least forty. Kate: I'm sure she is. Millie: She was a famous actress when I was still a schoolgirl. Kate: That was a long time ago, wasn't it? Millie: Not that long ago! I'm not more than twenty-nine myself. Book I Lesson 129 70 miles an hourAnn: Look, Harry! That policeman's waving to you. He wants you to stop
Policeman: Where do you think you are? a race trac You must have been driving at seventy miles an hour Harry: I cant have been Policeman: I was doing eighty when I overtook you Harry: I'm afraid I didn,'t, officer I must have been dreaming Ann: He wasn't dreaming, officer I was telling him to drive slowly Harry: That's why I didn, t see the sign Policeman: Let me see your driving-license and your insurance certificate Policeman: I won,'t charge you this time But you'd better not do it again! Harry: Thank you I'll certainly be more careful Ann: I told you to drive slowly, Harry. Harry: You al ways tell me to drive slowly, darling Ann: Well, next time you'd better take my advice Book I Lesson 131 Don't be so sureRoy: Where are you going to spend your holidays this year, Harry? Harry: We may go abroad I'm not sure My wife wants to go to Egypt I'd like to go there too minds Roy: Will you travel by sea or by air? Harry: We may travel by sea. Roy: It's cheaper, isn,'t it? Harry: It may be cheaper, but it takes a long time Roy: I'm sure you will enjoy yourselves Harry: Dont be so sure My wife always worries too much. Who's going to look after the dog? Who's going to look after the house? Who's going to look after the garden? We have this problem every year In the end, we stay at home and look after everything
Policeman: Where do you think you are? On a race track? You must have been driving at seventy miles an hour. Harry: I can't have been. Policeman: I was doing eighty when I overtook you. Policeman: Didn't you see the speed limit? Harry: I'm afraid I didn't, officer. I must have been dreaming . Ann: He wasn't dreaming, officer. I was telling him to drive slowly. Harry: That's why I didn't see the sign. Policeman: Let me see your driving-license and your insurance certificate. Policeman: I won't charge you this time. But you'd better not do it again! Harry: Thank you. I'll certainly be more careful. Ann: I told you to drive slowly, Harry. Harry: You always tell me to drive slowly, darling. Ann: Well, next time you'd better take my advice! Book I Lesson 131 Don't be so sureRoy: Where are you going to spend your holidays this year, Harry? Harry: We may go abroad. I'm not sure. My wife wants to go to Egypt. I'd like to go there, too. We can't make up our minds. Roy: Will you travel by sea or by air? Harry: We may travel by sea. Roy: It's cheaper, isn't it? Harry: It may be cheaper, but it takes a long time. Roy: I'm sure you will enjoy yourselves. Harry: Don't be so sure. We may not go anywhere. My wife always worries too much. Who's going to look after the dog? Who's going to look after the house? Who's going to look after the garden? We have this problem every year. In the end, we stay at home and look after everything!