Cristina:Deep breath Joe:Morning sickness must suck Cristina:Just so we're clear,do not breathe a word of what you heard last night to anyone.Not about me.Not about Meredith.Not about Meredith and Dr.McDreamy (Burke enters) Joe:Hey,Dr.Burke. Burke:Joe. Cristina:Um,vital signs stable overnight.Today's CTshows no re-bleeding.(Cristina is having a difficult time presenting.Joe notices)The EKGshowsum,normal sinus rhythm.No ischemia, no dysrhythmias. Burke:Looking good.Page me if there are any changes (George is standing outside of Peds talking to himself) George:Oh.hi chief.No.not much going on.Other than your interim chief making out with my friend in the stairwell,but heysponge duty sucks (Meredith walks up) Meredith:Talking to yourself now? George:Yes.No!damnit,Ima bad sponge.Aleaky sponge.I'gonna leak all the wrong secrets I'm a bad liar,can't even lie about talking to myself.You look nice today. Meredith:Wore my new lip gloss.Cause my ex-boyfriend's wife looks like Isabella freaking Rossellini,and I'm likeme.I'm trying to outdo her when she's the victim here.How crazy is that? George:Not crazy.Smart.You know,gloss,you know,prevents chapped lips and⑦you⑦ex-boyfriend？ Meredith:I'manevil mistress. George:Well,still.You look nice Meredith:Thanks.What are you doing here?
Cristina: Deep breath. Joe: Morning sickness must suck. Cristina: Just so we're clear, do not breathe a word of what you heard last night to anyone. Not about me. Not about Meredith. Not about Meredith and Dr. McDreamy� (Burke enters) Joe: Hey, Dr. Burke. Burke: Joe. Cristina: Um, vital signs stable overnight. Today's CT shows no re-bleeding. (Cristina is having a difficult time presenting. Joe notices) The EKG�shows�um, normal sinus rhythm. No ischemia, no dysrhythmias. Burke: Looking good. Page me if there are any changes. (George is standing outside of Peds talking to himself) George: Oh, hi chief. No, not much going on. Other than your interim chief making out with my friend in the stairwell, but hey�sponge duty sucks. (Meredith walks up) Meredith: Talking to yourself now? George: Yes. No! damn it, I'm a bad sponge. A leaky sponge. I'm gonna leak all the wrong secrets. I'm a bad liar, can't even lie about talking to myself. You look nice today. Meredith: Wore my new lip gloss. Cause my ex-boyfriend's wife looks like Isabella freaking Rossellini, and I'm like�me. I'm trying to outdo her when she's the victim here. How crazy is that? George: Not crazy. Smart. You know, gloss, you know, prevents chapped lips and�you�ex-boyfriend? Meredith: I'm an evil mistress. George: Well, still. You look nice. Meredith: Thanks. What are you doing here?
George:Well Meredith:Comen,O'Malley.Out with it. George:Ok.Can you think of any reason,any reason at all,really,why Cristina would be kissing Burke? (Elevator doors dings open,Cristina is inside and Meredith is waiting outside.Lapseto Meredith inside) Meredith:After all this time.All your warnings about me sleeping with my boss,and you're doing the same exact thing? Cristina:It's not the same. Meredith:It's the exact Cristina:No,it'snot.You and McDreamyare in a relationship Meredith:And you and Burke are in? Cristina:Switzerland.It's very neutral there.And they make very nice watches Meredith:Have you even bothered to tell Burke about the baby?Are you going to Cristina:Look,Meredith,can we not go there?Can everyone just accept the fact that there are some things I like to keep tomyself?Idon't discuss everything to death. Meredith:Well,why even confide in me at all.If you're so intenton not discussing it?Why even tell me? (Meredith is back in the TTTS woman's room) Julie:WhenI found out about the miniskirt,Icalled her up and took herto lunch.It was perfectly civil.Isaid I didn't hold it against her,that these things happened.But,really?Ijust wanted to put a face on the bitch that got my husband to throw away 15 years of marriage. (Meredith is concentrating on the ultrasound) (Burke enters the office where Bailey is sitting) Burke:Got a second?
George: Well� Meredith: Come on, O'Malley. Out with it. George: Ok. Can you think of any reason, any reason at all, really, why Cristina would be kissing Burke? (Elevator doors dings open, Cristina is inside and Meredith is waiting outside. Lapse to Meredith inside) Meredith: After all this time. All your warnings about me sleeping with my boss, and you're doing the same exact thing? Cristina: It's not the same. Meredith: It's the exact� Cristina: No, it's not. You and McDreamy are in a relationship. Meredith: And you and Burke are in? Cristina: Switzerland. It's very neutral there. And they make very nice watches. Meredith: Have you even bothered to tell Burke about the baby? Are you going to? Cristina: Look, Meredith, can we not go there? Can everyone just accept the fact that there are some things I like to keep to myself? I don't discuss everything to death. Meredith: Well, why even confide in me at all. If you're so intent on not discussing it? Why even tell me? (Meredith is back in the TTTS woman's room) Julie: When I found out about the miniskirt, I called her up and took her to lunch. It was perfectly civil. I said I didn't hold it against her, that these things happened. But, really? I just wanted to put a face on the bitch that got my husband to throw away 15 years of marriage. (Meredith is concentrating on the ultrasound) (Burke enters the office where Bailey is sitting) Burke: Got a second?
Bailey:Depends on what you need. Burke:Who the hell is Dr.McDreamy? (Bailey looks to where Derekis talking to Addison and George passes by) Bailey:Me.I'm Dr.McDreamy.I'm tall.handsome.I like to lean against things and ponder the difficulties of dating beautiful women.I'mtrying to be a surgeon here! (Burke walks up to where Derek and Addison are talking) Derek:That took a lot of nerve. Addison:h cme,shecame highly recmmended (Derek pulls her away as Burke draws near) Derek:Right. Addison:So you don't recommend her Derek:No,I did not saythat. Addison:Just not for her medical skills Derek:Oh,would you shut up? (Meredith walks up) Meredith:Dr.Shepherd. Addison and Derek:Yes? Meredith:Labs confirm what look like abnormalities on the ultrasound.I think you should come and see for yourself. Addison:Fine.Let's go. Derek:Meredith.Meredith. Meredith:Don't (Burke was looking on from near the surgical board.As Derek notices him,he turns to leave, almost running into George.)
Bailey: Depends on what you need. Burke: Who the hell is Dr. McDreamy? (Bailey looks to where Derek is talking to Addison and George passes by) Bailey: Me. I'm Dr. McDreamy. I'm tall, handsome. I like to lean against things and ponder the difficulties of dating beautiful women. I'm trying to be a surgeon here! (Burke walks up to where Derek and Addison are talking) Derek: That took a lot of nerve. Addison: Oh come on, she came highly recommended. (Derek pulls her away as Burke draws near) Derek: Right. Addison: So you don't recommend her? Derek: No, I did not say that. Addison: Just not for her medical skills. Derek: Oh, would you shut up? (Meredith walks up) Meredith: Dr. Shepherd. Addison and Derek: Yes? Meredith: Labs confirm what look like abnormalities on the ultrasound. I think you should come and see for yourself. Addison: Fine. Let's go. Derek: Meredith. Meredith. Meredith: Don't. (Burke was looking on from near the surgical board. As Derek notices him, he turns to leave, almost running into George.)
(Richard's room) George:Well,no report.You know,same nothing as earlier.I should go.Oh,actually there is something,sir. Richard:Burke and Shepherd marking territory on the playground? George:No,sir.It's about Joe.The bartender.The standstill patient. (Addison looking at Julie's ultrasound) Meredith:See.Bilateralpleural effusion with evidence of sub edema Julie:In English,please? Addison:We've detected what looks like beginning heart failure in the twins.Don't be alarmed. Julie:Are my babies gonna be ok? Addison:I'm gonna go ahead and take you into surgery now.We're not gonna wait.(To Meredith) Book the OR.Move. (oe is being wheeled into surgery.He is giving Alex) Joe:Tell Pete to wash out the taps every night.Not every other night.And remind him that the delivery truck comes at 6 am.Kegs go in the back.Oh,another thing.There's petty cash on the topshelf in the storage closet. (George leaving Richard's room) Richard:We're operating on our patients.That's it. George:I know,but Richard:Isympathize.I do.But solving Joe'sfinances is not my job,it's not your job,and it'ssure as hell not the jobIassignedyou today. George:It just seems wrong to cut him open,sew him up,and just leave him,you know,left with nothing. Richard:If we can save his life,we'll hardly be leaving him with nothing. (Joe's OR.The Or is full of patients and the gallery is full of watchers)
(Richard's room) George: Well, no report. You know, same nothing as earlier. I should go. Oh, actually there is something, sir. Richard: Burke and Shepherd marking territory on the playground? George: No, sir. It's about Joe. The bartender. The standstill patient. (Addison looking at Julie's ultrasound) Meredith: See. Bilateral pleural effusion with evidence of subQ edema. Julie: In English, please? Addison: We've detected what looks like beginning heart failure in the twins. Don't be alarmed. Julie: Are my babies gonna be ok? Addison: I'm gonna go ahead and take you into surgery now. We're not gonna wait. (To Meredith) Book the OR. Move. (Joe is being wheeled into surgery. He is giving instructions to Alex) Joe: Tell Pete to wash out the taps every night. Not every other night. And remind him that the delivery truck comes at 6 am. Kegs go in the back. Oh, another thing. There's petty cash on the top shelf in the storage closet. (George leaving Richard's room) Richard: We're operating on our patients. That's it. George: I know, but� Richard: I sympathize. I do. But solving Joe's finances is not my job, it's not your job, and it's sure as hell not the job I assigned you today. George: It just seems wrong to cut him open, sew him up, and just leave him, you know, left with nothing. Richard: If we can save his life, we'll hardly be leaving him with nothing. (Joe's OR. The Or is full of patients and the gallery is full of watchers)
Derek:That's as far asI can go for now.Let's start cooling him (All the doctors start packing Joe with ice packs) (Gallery,Bailey enters) Bailey:(To George)Can't see much from back here,O'Malley. George:I know.I'm trying to find aloophole to help Joe.You know Joe. Bailey:Oh,yeah.I was the only female intern my year.I didn't know anybody and nobody knew me except Joe.He knew me. George:Oh.So,you and Joe? Bailey:All you people ever thing about is how to get into somebody's pants.You're nasty.That's surgeon.Not (Alex enters and sits next tolzzie) Alex:Oh,sure.I'm the guy with the heart of stone and you brought snacks. Izzie:It'sa working lunch Alex:Snacks to watch Joe die Izzie:He's not gonna"die"die.They'll bring him back. Alex:He is going to"die"die.No"pulse"pulse.He's gonna be"dead"dead. Izzie:It's a granola bar,Alex.Not a bag of super-size popcorn and a box of chocolate movie mints. George:That'sit.(Everyone looks at George)Dead!(George runs out)Excuse me! (Julie's surgery) Addison:Julie,we're just gonna go in laparoscopically.You're not gonna feel anything and neither are thetwins.Ten blade.Ben (Joe's OR) Burke:We stop the blood flow?
Derek: That's as far as I can go for now. Let's start cooling him. (All the doctors start packing Joe with ice packs) (Gallery, Bailey enters) Bailey: (To George) Can't see much from back here, O'Malley. George: I know. I'm trying to find a loophole to help Joe. You know Joe. Bailey: Oh, yeah. I was the only female intern my year. I didn't know anybody and nobody knew me except Joe. He knew me. George: Oh. So, you and Joe? Bailey: All you people ever thing about is how to get into somebody's pants. You're nasty. That's why you got syphilis. (She slaps George) Joe was the first person here to tell me I'd make a good surgeon. Not that he knew anything about it. But it was something when I had nothing. (Alex enters and sits next to Izzie) Alex: Oh, sure. I'm the guy with the heart of stone and you brought snacks. Izzie: It's a working lunch. Alex: Snacks to watch Joe die. Izzie: He's not gonna "die" die. They'll bring him back. Alex: He is going to "die" die. No "pulse" pulse. He's gonna be "dead" dead. Izzie: It's a granola bar, Alex. Not a bag of super-size popcorn and a box of chocolate movie mints. George: That's it. (Everyone looks at George) Dead! (George runs out) Excuse me! (Julie's surgery) Addison: Julie, we're just gonna go in laparoscopically. You're not gonna feel anything and neither are the twins. Ok, let's get going. Ten blade. Begin with a three-millimeter incision. (Joe's OR) Burke: We stop the blood flow?